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Friday, January 24, 2014

Old school Learning





Christie welcomes students back to Beach Haven Elementary School ...

This is a photo of my elementary school.  It was damaged during hurricane Sandy and closed from October 2012- September 2013.  Our esteemed governor, Chris Christie, - you know the one- spoke at the grand reopening.


Beach Haven Elementary School - 700 Beach Ave, Beach Haven, NJ ...
As you can see- although this school is a public school, the island population is so tiny after tourist season, that the school has tiny classes.  I think our class was the largest ever with 28-30 students. My memories of my school days were primarily of older, crass woman teachers.  I had one very young, fun teacher, Ms. Adams, during first grade.  Unfortunately, she only lasted one year before getting married and moving away to North Carolina.  I remember the first time it snowed she was so excited and she let us go out and play all afternoon.  The other teachers- the old bities- were so angry.  They did not believe in "fun" at school.  My fourth grade teacher, Mr. Jablonski, was also nice and younger.  He was the only male teacher at BH elementary.

My kindergarten teacher- Mrs. Elwell, was a stern disciplinarian. She never smiled. I remember that I was talking one day and she moved me to the boys table.  That was my punishment- I pretended to be upset with this -but I was secretly happy with my seat adjustment.

My second grade teacher- Mrs. Hazelton, smelled and wore old wool suits everyday.  She never let us talk, ask questions and she never smiled.  One day, I had a runny nose and I took a Kleenex tissue from her desk after turning in a paper.  She put me in the cloak closet at about 10 am and forgot I was there.  Around 2:30 pm I just got up and left the school.  My house was about 3 blocks away.    My mother asked why I was home so early and I made up some excuse.  Mrs. Hazelton came to my house about 4:30 pm and explained to mother what had happened.  I did not hear her side of the story, but I did tell my mother what happened and she did not believe me.
Right angle on an Ashburn kitchen - closet - dc metro - by Abbey ...


I did like my third grade and sixth grade teachers.  They were also older women-but they did have a sense of humor and liked teaching children.  My sixth grade teacher brought me books to read, including the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings.  She also did the "blue eye experiment" with our class.  It made a great impression on me. ( see the blog from 7/21/13)

My fifth grade teacher, Mrs. Voltire, was the scariest.  I think she was an alcoholic.  She would intentionally shame children with her words.  I remember her making fun of one of the girls for farting.  She called her windy. She held up one of my Christmas drawings and ripped it up in front of the class.  She repeatedly forbade us to go to the restroom.  I peed my pants more than once and had to continue to sit in my seat all afternoon.

Now- what would have happened to teachers like this today?  They would not be teaching.  Life has gone full circle.  Parents listen to their children and go to the school administration whenever there is the slightest impropriety. Teachers are expected to entertain their classes, while teaching all the major standards. No longer are children supposed to sit and write at their desks.  Children learn by doing group work, games, projects etc.  Teachers are encouraged to continually revise their techniques and motivate their students with new innovative strategies.  I don't know which era would produce the best adults, I certainly would not have been so thick-skinned without my dysfunctional early education!

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Christmas Story- Jersey style

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One year my father got a brilliant idea- "let's go out and cut down our own Christmas tree". Now this was the man who had no idea how to fix anything.  He couldn't fix a hole in the fence.  He didn't know how to put oil in his car.  He never used a saw.  But he was notoriously optimistic and cheap.  He would rather spend a whole afternoon searching for a tree and cutting it down, for free,  than to go and buy one for $25. 

So we all loaded into the station wagon-like Chevy Chase in the Vacation movies. We lived on an island so we had to travel about 20 miles across the bay and into the pine barrens to locate a tree to cut down- did I mention this was free?

Well, we found a spot and got out and started to search for the perfect tree.  Meanwhile my mother was complaining from the start.  Ralph- you don't know how to cut a tree- etc.  My Dad was always up for a "great adventure".  Every summer we would go on family vacations and we would somehow always stay in crazy places with lots of "character"  like the college dorms at Boston University.  They had twin beds and bathrooms down the hall and no air-conditioning.  I remember how hot and sweaty were were in the middle of July and the morning he decided to spray deodorant up his butt crack.  That was a one-time only experiment.  

My Dad parked the car in some wet mud and we later would have to spin the wheels to get out.  Thank goodness we didn't have to change a tire like little Ralphy in the Christmas Story movie.
We were looking around for the perfect tree and my Dad decided to practice his technique on a Charlie Brown sapling.  Naturally, his saw was old and rusty.  We lived at the shore and everything rusts there.  It took him about 15 minutes to saw through a tiny 2 inch wide stem.  How long would it take to bring down a seven feet beauty?  


As we were walking around I noticed these metal tubes all over the place.  I also heard a lot of cars backfiring.  I questioned my Dad.  He said not to worry.  I said Dad- isn't it deer hunting season?  He said not to worry, they don't shoot deer in this area.  Just then we heard a definite blast.  We saw a person in the distance in an orange vest and my Dad had us hightail it for the wagon.  Naturally we were also stuck in the mud so we had to get out and push to make our exit.
Needless to say- we ended up with the $25 tree and next year a new- fangled fake tree was purchased and reused for the next 30 years!

Opening Day of Deer Hunting Season - JSOnline 


When my father's health started to fail, I would travel back to New Jersey on weekends.  I would leave after work and get into the Philly airport at about 10 pm.  There is nothing more nerve-racking than driving through the pine barrens and seeing a bunch of eyes in the trees.  The deer eyes actually light up!  I guess that is better than meeting the Jersey Devil!
 The Jersey Devil | Weird NJ