Best lines of the Summer

There was some great television on this summer.  True Blood was especially enjoyable.  I have already commented on Curb you Enthusiasm a few times.  I also have enjoyed Weeds.  Here are a few of my favorite moments:  I apologize if I don't get them exactly verbatim-

1. "Fuck Sookie and her fairy vagina and her incredibly stupid name! "  as stated by Pam who had a curse put on her this season and was walking around with her face falling off for half of the season.  This was very funny because of her intense narcissistic behavior.  I think Pam is my favorite character on True Blood.  Jason is also a hoot-considering he is really British and plays a dumb -yet lovable Southern hick.

2. "What a sewing machine- for a seven year old boy? Are you trying to turn him gay?" 
  "I think he he is gay."  Larry David with his girlfriend after giving her son a sewing machine for his 7th birthday.  The son was screaming with delight and immediately left to make a Dorothy costume for Halloween.

                                                                     

3. "That shaking shit might come in handy- you and Michael J. Fox- that would be a fair fight"-  Leon to Larry about confronting their upstairs neighbor Michel J. Fox.6nbsp; Later in the episode Mayor Bloomberg throws Larry out of New York for giving Micheal J. Fox a hard time.

                                                                


4. "Babe these are cops, I am a drug dealer, you are a murderer -  We can't all play on the same kick ball team."  Nancy Botwin to her son Shane upon finding out he has an internship in the NYC police department in order to get inside info about a competing drug ring.

OK- yes I watch way too much TV.  I am totally OK with it.  I grade my papers while I am watching and I am very good at multi-tasking.  Hope you enjoy!